T-Shirt

Thanks to watching Dirty Jobs on the Travel Channel the other day, I've been currently ripping off Mike Rowe's line of "T-shirt" again and again.

I flipped on the t.v. and found the show already in progress (it was 3/4 of the way done). The first image I saw was Mike hunched over a dead, headless bird of some sort and his hands were bloody from getting into the cavity to clean it. A grandmother figure was standing next to him telling him how to clean the bird, etc.

Mike was at some sort of ranch where they took a goose, cleaned it and sold it.  They took the excess feathers and later on used them as pillow stuffing for, you guessed it, pillows.  Well, during the show he kept saying the word "T-shirt" over and over when the lady spoke.

Lady: "Sometimes you have to bang it to get it in there."
Mike: "T-shirt."

Lady: "You gotta wiggle your fingers."
Mike: "T-shirt."

Lady: "It takes a gentle touch."
Mike: "T-shirt."

Lady: "Careful, it gets slippery when wet."
[you guessed it. Mike turns to the camera and lip syncs...]
Mike: "T-shirt."

So, ever since watching that episode I've been driving people nuts with saying one word, "T-shirt."  Just the other day I was in a raid group and someone said something that could have been taken dirty. I just did what I normally do, and I typed the word, "T-shirt." People were not quite sure what I was talking about, but I had to explain it with each... new... group... that I joined. Yes, I found a way to say that word over and over during the night.

My guildmate, who we've known for over a year now, just sighed over voice chat and said something along the lines of, "Are you done now?" You know what I said to him?

"T-shirt."